I Will Likely Never Sleep Again

Posted by Moniker on 12:29 PM comments (1)

...After watching this, anyway. The only thing that disturbed me more than the video was that I pushed "Favorite" after I finished it.



I'm taking my drive test today. Wish me luck! I need my temporary license so I have some valid ID to show the guards at the BoA office tomorrow in LA. They told me I need to get my fingerprints taken and finish the mysterious i9 process if I want a job.

Which I do.

So I will.

Onwards and Upwards

Posted by Moniker on 10:00 AM comments (2)

Looks like the comment post form is finally fixed. Bully for me!

Whoo, started exercising again this morning. I'm definitely going to be feeling that tomorrow. Started drinking this thing called "water" and eating strange, exotic, potentially dangerous foods like "fruits" and "vegetables."

Also CLIF bars. I used to eat them all the time when I went mountain biking with my dad and our friends, and they are both delicious and a fantastic source of dietary fiber/protein. Great for your colon!

In other news, Tomonobu Itagaki recently stated (via Kotaku) that since he has left Tecmo and Team Ninja, he will no longer be making Dead or Alive games. While this may come as no surprise, he then announced that he was tired of making games starring women with large breasts fighting to Aerosmith music.


Everything I know has become a lie

Itagaki without large-breasted women and bitchin' guitar solos in the background is like a shark without teeth, a snake without fangs, a Spartan without his spear! It basically neuters everything badass about it. Fortunately, Itagaki still is a badass, and will continue to remind you that he is a rock god of video game design. I hope.

Now check out this video.