Boomstick!

Ah, yes. Smell that? That is the stench of a brand new blog. It's likely where you'll find me until it eventually dies, soars to higher places, or the Internet is finally broken (all those tubes, y'know).

Anyway, I'm excited. You can expect to see interesting news tidbits, a little prose, maybe some art if the mood strikes me. Who can tell? I have a history of unpredictability - and by that, I mean that I manage to fail spectacularly at many of my noble attempts.

Fun fact: my English professor told me today, and I quote, "You don't give a shit about your papers." This troubles me. I thought I was writing them pretty well. Oh, heck. John Van Fleet and Silver away! To the next millennium at Mach 25!